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Moon (2009)
The fact that I knew about Moon years ago, and the fact that I watched it just recently, makes me a little mad because I could have been loving it for the past seven years! Instead, I…
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How To Be Single (2016)
Against my better judgment, I went to see How To Be Single the other week. Eventually I ended up mildly enjoying myself, while expecting to hate it. And though Dakota Johnson still can’t act, and the plot…
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Deadpool (2016)
Only Deadpool could break a fourth wall inside of a fourth wall to achieve the ultimate level of awesomeness by breaking sixteen walls. And though it makes no sense, it doesn’t really matter, because I’m still sixteen…
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The Lobster (2015)
Being with somebody is the only acceptable way of being for society. But you also have to be compatible – if your partner gets nosebleeds, and you get nosebleeds, you are compatible. If you are alone, you…
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Why I Hated The Hateful Eight
Please take into consideration the fact that the word hate might be too strong, but for the lack of a better reason, I really like it for the post title. For a while, I was actually a…
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